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A man is in a bar and has one too many drinks. This beautiful lady sits down next to him. He turns to her and says "Hey how bout it. You and me, gettin it on. I've got a couple dollars and it looks like you could use a little money." She stands up and says, "What makes you think I charge by the inch?"

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Jul 16, 2010 09:56 PM - Women Jokes - by inch

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Expecting A Baby:- For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house. One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The six-year old was obviously impressed, but made no comment. Furthermore, he stopped telling his teacher about the impending event. The teacher finally sat the boy on her lap and said, "Tommy, whatever has become of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at home?" Tommy burst into tears and confessed, "I think Mommy ate it!"

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Jun 28, 2010 04:41 PM - Women Jokes - by Tasha

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A Woman's Prayer: - I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man. Love, To forgive him and; Patience, For his moods. Because if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death.

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Jun 7, 2010 12:13 PM - Women Jokes - by carly

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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan". Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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May 24, 2010 05:34 PM - Women Jokes - by Wilson

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Husband walks in with a bloody nose husband" ow shit my nose hurts like hell and I cant get it to stop bleeding, it just keeps on going and going its been about 2 hours now." Wife: "well I have to deal with that sort of thing for five days every month so do what I do and deal with it" Husband: "good because i thought you wanted me to shove a tampon up my nose"

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Apr 8, 2010 09:37 AM - Women Jokes - by John

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A man notice that his credit card had been stolen but he didn’t report it..! Why..?? The thief was spending less than his wife….

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Mar 31, 2010 06:54 AM - Women Jokes - by Joshua

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A worried father confronted his daughter one night. "I don't like that new boyfriend, he's rough and common and bloody stupid with it." "Oh no, Daddy," the daughter replied, "Fred's ever so clever, we've only been going out nine weeks and he's cured me of that illness I used to get once a month."

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Mar 29, 2010 07:37 AM - Women Jokes - by Ruben

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A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions. She replies, "Well, I'm a little worried about the pain. How much will childbirth hurt?" The doctor answered, "Well, that varies from woman to woman and pregnancy to pregnancy and besides, it's difficult to describe pain." "I know, but can't you give me some idea?" she asks. "Grab your upper lip and pull it out a little..." "Like this?" "A little more..." "Like this?" "No. A little more..." "Like this?" "Yes. Does that hurt?" "A little bit." "Now stretch it over your head!"

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Mar 26, 2010 07:00 AM - Women Jokes - by Grant

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