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A man with a nagging secret couldn't keep it any longer. In the confessional he admitted that for years he had been stealing building supplies from the lumberyard where he worked. "What did you take?" his priest asked. "Enough to build my own house and enough for my son's house. And houses for our two daughters and our cottage at the lake." "This is very serious," the priest said. "I shall have to think of a far-reaching penance. Have you ever done a retreat?" "No, Father, I haven't," the man replied. "But if you can get the plans, I can get the lumber."

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May 26, 2010 12:20 PM - Confessions - by Collin

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I asked my wife, Where do you want to go for our anniversary? ' It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said. So I suggested, 'How about the kitchen?' And that's when the fight started...

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Mar 19, 2010 08:13 AM - Confessions - by Andrew

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My friends and I were doorbell ditching people on my street. It was really late and we thought it would be fun. So one of the houses we got was a girl who i don't know that well. Apparently she was home alone babysitting for her little sister. I didn't know it was her house because it was dark. She didn't open the door, but her mom called today (the next day) to say she got terrified and to never doorbell ditch again (believe me, I wont!). I feel so bad, and I am so embarrassed cuz i am a good girl. I'm too embarrassed to apologize, and it would be so awkward. but i feel SO bad! I just wanted to get this off my chest, and maybe get some consolation. thanks.

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Feb 25, 2010 11:02 PM - Confessions - by Monica

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I am married and have been for almost 5 years. My husband is quite a bit older than me which is fine. I am strong believer in "age doesn't matter". I recently came in contact with a guy I used to date 8 years ago. I had so many feelings for this guy back then he was so passionate and had such a gentle touch to him. Every since I talked to him I cant stop thinking about him, all I want to do is talk to him all day everyday. We have talked about our feelings towards each other he told me I have always been in heart which I feel the same.I don't want to hurt my husband, but I don't feel the way about him as I do this other man.

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Mar 2, 2010 12:56 PM - Confessions - by Sarah

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I wanted to get back at my ex and his new partner. So I got into their bedroom with a pack of prawns, took the end off the curtain rail, (one of those hollow tube types, and put the prawns in there, then put the rail back as I found it. After a few days, they started leaving the bedroom windows open all day, continually rowing, and eventually, moved home. The icing on the cake was that they took the curtain rail with them.

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Feb 10, 2010 09:06 PM - Confessions - by lucy

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I saw my ex who dumped me via text message working in a McDonalds. So I told the manager I had seen her picking her nose and flicking it into the chip fryer. I pretended I had never seen her before, when she started telling them I was making it up. She got fired of course. Sweet revenge!!!

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Feb 10, 2010 09:02 PM - Confessions - by rufus

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